Isogeny — Tech With Integrity
Free · capped at 4 / month

The Isogeny Audit.

Send us your app. A senior engineer records a 20-minute teardown and writes you a one-page report — prioritised findings, one architecture risk, no pitch. Free, and yours to keep.

£0
No card, no catch
5 days
Turnaround
4 / mo
Hard cap — real one
What you get
01

A 20-minute recorded walkthrough

Screen-recorded. We click through your live app or read your repo and narrate what we see — strengths first, then risks.

02

A one-page written report

Prioritised findings, each tagged by severity. No 40-slide deck. The things that would keep us up at night, in order.

03

One architecture risk, flagged

The single structural decision most likely to bite you at scale — and the cheapest moment to change it (now).

04

Zero sales pitch in the video

The teardown stands alone. If we're a fit, you'll know from the work, not from a pitch slide.

What the report looks like
audit · acme-payments · findings.md
HIGH
Auth tokens stored in localStorage — XSS-exfiltratable.
Move to httpOnly cookies. ~1 day. Do this first.
HIGH
No DB migrations checked in — schema lives only in prod.
One bad deploy from unrecoverable. Adopt a migration tool.
MED
Single 4,000-line API route handling everything.
Fine today, painful at the next hire. Split by domain.
GOOD
Tests exist and run in CI. Rare. Keep going.
How it works
1

Send us a URL or a repo

A live app, a staging link, or read-access to a private repo. Two sentences on what you're worried about helps.

Takes you · 5 minutes
2

We record the teardown

Within 5 working days. One senior engineer, unedited, thinking out loud. You're not on the call — there is no call yet.

Takes us · ~90 minutes
3

You get the video + report

A private link and a one-pager. Watch it, ignore us, or book a conversation. Genuinely no obligation.

Yours to keep
The honest bit

Yes, this is how we find clients. The audit is the sales call — we just do the work first instead of pitching.

The cap of 4 a month is real, not scarcity theatre: a good teardown takes ~90 focused minutes and we are one person. If the queue is full, we'll say so and give you a date.

Want yours?

Drop a link below. If a slot is open this month, you'll hear back within two working days.

3 of 4 slots remaining this month · no card required
Discovery call
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